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		<title>The Iron Horse is the story o&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Iron Horse is the story of the winning of the West through the linking of the Atlantic and Pacific coasts by rail. It contains a powerful theme of historical value as the essence nearly which a romance has been woven that ties the leading characters to the the past of the erection of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>The Iron Horse is the story of the winning of the West through the linking of the Atlantic and Pacific coasts by rail. It contains a powerful theme of historical value as the essence nearly which a romance has been woven that ties the leading characters to the the past of the erection of the in the beginning transcontinental railway.</b><P>There are comedy, tragedy and a love theme, Indians and soldiers, hordes of construction gangs, camp followers, both men and women, gamblers and dance hall girls, shooting and riding, a tremendous cattle drive, the fording of a river by a herd of beeves.</P><P>John Ford, who directs, puts his story over on the screen with a lot of punch. His handling of the trio of ex-soldiers of the Civil War who as the three musketeers of America battled through the building of the great Union Pacific railroad is exceedingly clever. They lend a touch of comedy as did Ernest Torrence and Tully Marshall in The Covered  Wagon.</P></p>
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<p>Francis Powers, J. Farrell MacDonald and James Welch enact the roles and Ford touches them with just a bit of pathos in the end that makes them stand out as real humans and not as out-and-out buffoons just created for a laugh.</P><P>The love interest is carried on by George O&#8217;Brien and Madge Bellamy. O&#8217;Brien gives a corking performance as the youthful scout and lover and Bellamy shines as his beloved. Kohler&#8217;s characterization is a piece of classic work.</P></p>
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		<title>&#8220;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows&#8221; Movie Trailer Released Boy Wizard Film Trilogy Nearing Its</title>
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Potter and the Deathly Hallows<br />
</em><br />
hits the web.</p>
<p>This is a suitably epic trailer in return the next to last cover installment. Everything about it is big, from the emotions of its teenage characters to the posturing of the formidable Lord Voldemort.</p>
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<p>From this first look, it seems as if the final installment might just match the lofty expectations of its loyal legion of fans. We&rsquo;ll find out when the first part hits cinemas on November 18, ahead of the second and final segment in July 2011. </p>
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		<title>The Glory Guys review</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Screenwriter Sam Peckinpah clout have made more of this fatalistic Western adventure, from the novel The Dice of Tutelary by Hoffman Birney, than journeyman Laven, but it&#8217;s a diverting display all the same. Tryon&#8217;s the cavalry captain sent to join approximate Duggan&#8217;s bourn standardize, only to find the latter obsessed with defeating the combined local [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Miracle of Morgan&#8217;s Creek review</title>
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&#8220;The real miracle might be in
how the amoral sexual content got by the Hays Office.&#8221;
Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

Preston Sturges&#8217; (&#8221;Sullivan&#8217;s Travels&#8221;/&#8221;The Great McGinty&#8221;) irreverent
screwball comedy is about the ultimate nerdy stuttering &#8220;nervous Nelly,&#8221;
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how the amoral sexual content got by the Hays Office.&#8221;</font></font></b></p>
<p><b>Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz</b>
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<p><b>Preston Sturges&#8217; (&#8221;Sullivan&#8217;s Travels&#8221;/&#8221;The Great McGinty&#8221;) irreverent<br />
<a href="http://watch-funny-movies.com/browse_movies/Comedy/byViews/">screwball comedy</a> is about the ultimate nerdy stuttering &#8220;nervous Nelly,&#8221;<br />
who is being used as a chump by a girl in a jam he&#8217;s helping out&#8211;someone<br />
he has always been sweet on. It&#8217;s filled with Sturges&#8217; usual schtick of<br />
hilarious frenetic activity, satire and slapstick. The filmmaker takes<br />
potshots at parenting, the law enforcers, morality, and religion in this<br />
&#8216;comedy of errors&#8217; that has the balls to quote from Shakespeare: &#8220;Some<br />
are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon<br />
&#8216;em.&#8221; Timid bank teller Norval Jones (Eddie Bracken) is the clumsy hayseed<br />
who has greatness thrust upon him, as Sturges offers his delightfully &#8216;bad<br />
taste&#8217; nonsensical interpretation of the miraculous nature of Nativity.<br />
Though the real miracle might be in how the amoral sexual content got by<br />
the Hays Office.</b>
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<p><b>Trudy Kockenlocker (Betty Hutton) is a flirtatious blonde disappointed<br />
that her single parent father, the gruff town constable, Ed Kockenlocker<br />
(William Demarest), won&#8217;t let her go to an army dance. To outwit him, she<br />
gets the nerdy Norval to take her to the movies and she then borrows his<br />
car to attend the dance while he catches a triple-feature. The soldiers<br />
spike the lemonade and after Trudy dances with a number of GIs, she drunkenly<br />
leaves with them and returns at 8 a.m. to discover that she blanked out<br />
and can&#8217;t remember a thing of what happened after the dance. She thinks<br />
she may have married, but is not certain which one. She also realizes she<br />
used a different name, which she can&#8217;t remember, and hazily recalls the<br />
soldier she might have married had a name something like Ratzkywatzky.<br />
Things become even more serious for the smalltown gal when she learns she&#8217;s<br />
pregnant, and the soldiers all shipped out to different military posts<br />
so she can&#8217;t trace them. With the help of her conniving younger sister,<br />
the 14-year-old Emmy (Diana Lynn), she plans to get Norval to marry her.<br />
Not telling her bully father what happened, dad upon hearing rumors assumes<br />
Norval was up to no good and forces him to marry his daughter&#8211;something<br />
Norval is quite willing to do without force. Norval is 4-F because of his<br />
extremely nervous condition, but he desires only two things in life: Trudy<br />
and to be in the army. When Norval hears of Trudy&#8217;s plight he&#8217;s willing<br />
to do anything to help her, but whatever Trudy asks him to do only makes<br />
things worse.&nbsp;</b>
</p>
<p><b>Marrying Trudy under the name of Ratzkywatzky leads to big trouble<br />
for Norval, whose lie is discovered when he signs his real name on the<br />
marriage certificate. Things become so chaotic that Norval is faced with<br />
the following charges: impersonating a soldier, forgery, impairing the<br />
morals of a minor, kidnapping and bank robbery. Things get cleared up on<br />
Christmas morning when Trudy gives birth to sextuplets and the governor<br />
when informed of the blessed event, sees this as an honor to his state<br />
and clears up through political manuevering all obstacles to the marriage.<br />
The guv not only gets all the charges dropped against Norval but makes<br />
him a heroic figure and bestows on him an honorary rank of colonel in the<br />
National Guard, allowing him to appear in public with a dressy uniform.</b>
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<p><b>It&#8217;s a funny and subversive film that probably slipped by the censors<br />
because they thought it was too ridiculous for anyone to take it seriously.&nbsp;</b></p>
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		<title>The Half Life of Timofey Berezin (2006)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A distinctly Russian cocktail of high histrionic arts and low comedy in which a atomic plant worker, dying from diffusion poisoning, mistakenly depends on an imprudent Moscow low-lifestyle to sell some purloined plutonium, &#8220;The Half Life of Timofey Berezin&#8221; is a U.S.-funded, Euro-shot, English-lingo effort that tries mightily to bridge the major gap between its [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><B>A distinctly Russian cocktail of high histrionic arts and low comedy in which a atomic plant worker, dying from diffusion poisoning, mistakenly depends on an imprudent Moscow low-lifestyle to sell some purloined plutonium, &#8220;The Half Life of Timofey Berezin&#8221; is a U.S.-funded, Euro-shot, English-lingo effort that tries mightily to bridge the major gap between its tonal extremes, but in the end is an uncomfortable and unsatisfying outlive. Stateside distrib Picturehouse will find this a dispute, but could drum up modest biz, via co-in Britain director Cleave 8 partners George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh, prior to the pic&#8217;s true pursuit on cable and disc.</B><P>In the top-secret town of Skotoprigonyevsk, conscientious plant worker Timofey Berezin (Paddy Considine) steps in to plug a leak and is abandoned for his trouble. He becomes the victim of an administrative cover-up, and, after being suspended without pay, discovers the fatal dose has rendered him a dead man walking. Though he doesn&#8217;t tell his devoted wife, Marina (Radha Mitchell), she suspects the worst.</P><P>Meanwhile, in the newly-capitalist frontier town that was Moscow in 1995, small-time pimp Shiv (Oscar Isaac) schemes with inept, casually vicious buddies Vlad (Jason Flemyng) and Yegor (Jordan Long) on varied enterprises including protection. When they torch the wrong shop by mistake, however, they wind up in hot water with local gangster Tusk (Nikolaj Lie Kaas).</P><P>After Timofey steals a small tube of plutonium and shows up in an open-air market controlled by Shiv, the criminal&#8217;s efforts to parlay the substance into debt relief prompts the wrath of ruthless mob boss Starkov (Steven Berkoff).</P></p>
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<p>Helmer Scott Z. Burns, a producer of the recent Al Gore docu &#8220;An Inconvenient Truth,&#8221; has set the bar high for his first directorial effort. With so many different nationalities repped in the cast, the decision to shoot in heavily accented English was probably necessary. Though the accents sound uniformly fine to the untrained ear, their presence is a distraction; when, in one scene, a background television blares out a Russian-language program, the gambit falls apart.</P><P>In a similar vein, though the filmmakers&#8217; intent was clearly to position Timofey and Shiv as polar opposites playing the new, and fatally rigged, game of capitalism &#8212; as was the aim of the 22-page Ken Kalfus story on which it was based &#8212; see-sawing between the physical deterioration of the grief-stricken yet determined Timofey and the comical violent bumbling of Shiv is too dramatically schizophrenic: imagine anticipating a Ken Loach film and being shown a Guy Ritchie movie.</P><P>In the face of these challenges, thesping is strong. Considine&#8217;s mournful Timofey is the soul of dignified despair, while relative newcomer Isaac and first-time villain Kaas, the Danish-born star of the Susanne Bier films &#8220;Open Hearts&#8221; and &#8220;Brothers,&#8221; make strong impressions. Berkoff&#8217;s done so many of these ruthless underworld types, and done them so well, that there&#8217;s little new he can bring to the party.</P><P>Pic&#8217;s aces in the hole are the stunning camerawork of d.p. Eigil Bryld and spot-on production design of Tom Meyer, who together create a post-Perestroika Russia that oozes with veracity. Plant scenes were shot in and around an electrical facility in Ploiest, Romania, with Moscow locations cementing the illusion.</div>
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		<title>A Geisha (1953)</title>
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&#8220;It&#8217;s one of the finest films
on geishas.&#8221;
Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

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life of a geisha in postwar Japan. It&#8217;s one of the finest films on geishas
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<td><b><font color="#009900"><font size="+1">&#8220;It&#8217;s one of the finest films<br />
on geishas.&#8221;</font></font></b></p>
<p><b>Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz</b>
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<p><b>Renown Japanese director Kenji Mizoguchi (&#8221;Street of Shame&#8221;/&#8221;The<br />
Life of Oharu&#8221;/&#8221;Sansho the Bailiff&#8221;) presents a compassionate take on the<br />
life of a geisha in postwar Japan. It&#8217;s one of the finest films on geishas<br />
and also one of Mizoguchi&#8217;s greatest films. It&#8217;s written by Yoshikata Yoda<br />
and is an adaptation of a novel by Matsutaro Kawaguchi.</b>
</p>
<p><b>Set in Kyoto in the Gion district during the postwar period. The<br />
pretty but naive 16-year-old Eiko (Ayako Wakao) visits successful geisha<br />
Miyoharu (Michiyo Kogure) for help to follow her recently deceased geisha<br />
mother&#8217;s footsteps. She tells the sympathetic Miyoharu that she&#8217;s estranged<br />
from her impoverished weakling father Sawamoto (Eitar&ocirc; Shind&ocirc;),<br />
who took mom away from being a geisha after he met her in a teahouse, but<br />
when married she left her defective hubby. Eiko doesn&#8217;t want to live with<br />
her repressive money-grubbing uncle, who insults her about wanting to be<br />
a geisha. When contacted, her father refuses to be a guarantor; so Miyoharu<br />
unofficially makes Eiko her little geisha sister and renames her apprentice<br />
Miyoe. She also puts up the funds that she borrows from her influentual<br />
boss Okima to train her properly and dress Eiko in classy kimonos. After<br />
a year she becomes a teahouse geisha. But to Miyoharu&#8217;s disappointment,<br />
she later learns that Okima borrowed the money from devious industrialist<br />
Kusada (Seizabur&ocirc; Kawazu) and he plans on exploiting her for his<br />
business interests with wealthy prospective client Kanzaki (Kanji Koshiba).<br />
The client is someone Miyoharu met before and detests, and refuses to be<br />
with him to her detriment as far as her career goes.</b>
</p>
<p><b>The arc of the story is over the confrontation that develops over<br />
Kusada, and shows how difficult it is for a woman in Japan to fit into<br />
such a male dominated society and how women must help one another to survive<br />
such injustices. In a gentle way, the older geisha teaches the younger<br />
one how to sell her emotions but not her body. The businessmen are insensitive<br />
and user types, and it&#8217;s up to the geisha to play them off so that they<br />
seem happy with the service but not to the point where they become abusive.<br />
Eiko determines she&#8217;s postwar in attitude while Miyoharu is pre-war, but<br />
soon discovers her romantic fantasies about the job is not the reality<br />
and now questions if she wants to be a geisha.&nbsp;</b>
</p>
<p><b>The thought-provoking film is a good character study of the two women,<br />
one who says it&#8217;s too late for her to change and the other who says she<br />
can&#8217;t be with someone she doesn&#8217;t like. Mizoguchi questions if the new<br />
Japan is really any different than the old Japan, where a career woman<br />
had to learn how to sell herself to be successful (both cultures set same<br />
trap for women but with different bait). The final shot has Miyoharu and<br />
Miyoe in solidarity walking down a back alley in their working district,<br />
dressed in their kimonos, as they keep up the appearances that all&#8217;s well<br />
in their beautiful traditional world when in fact it&#8217;s not since they are<br />
living a lie.</b></p>
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		<title>Naked Weapon Chek Law Dak Gun&#8230;</title>
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Gregory Avery

,
4 April 2003


With a shatter
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assassins are roused from their sleep and given one of their finishing
assignments: slay the jail-bait next to them, and potter the essentials outside
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Naked Weapon<br />
<i><br />
Chek Law Dak Gung<br />
</i><br />
<i><br />
review by<br />
<a href="http://www.nitrateonline.com/200/../gregory.html" target="_top"><br />
Gregory Avery<br />
</a><br />
,<br />
4 April 2003<br />
</i><br />
<b><br />
With a shatter<br />
of semi-automatic gunfire, the girls at Madame M&apos;s educate for<br />
assassins are roused from their sleep and given one of their finishing<br />
assignments: slay the jail-bait next to them, and potter the essentials outside<br />
as shore! The poor girls don&apos;t have much choice: if they don&apos;t<br />
comply, they&apos;ll be shot themselves. This, plus some later<br />
shenanigans in a cage, reduce the company of the graduation class,<br />
who have on the agenda c trick spent the last six years being shown and training in the<br />
finer aspects of chaos, from forty to three, and all I could think<br />
was, that&apos;s an awfully low rate of earn.<br />
</b><br />
<i><br />
Naked Weapon<br />
</i><br />
has been promoted as being a consequence of sorts to the 1992 Hong Kong<br />
thriller<br />
<i><br />
Unadulterated Killer<br />
</i><br />
, which, even before it arrived in the<br />
U.S. around 1995, garnered something of a reputation for its<br />
contrary combination of sex and violence. In that steam, beautiful<br />
young women were running thither all over the circumstances knocking off men<br />
and doing so with an unique amount of relish: in one scene, the<br />
Hong Kong police find the body of entire of their victims, but they<br />
can&apos;t account for all of the body parts (some of which change of direction out to<br />
be hidden in the draperies). The lulu girls are part of a<br />
&quot;sisterhood&quot; who have dedicated themselves to their craft, and, in<br />
<i><br />
Naked Weapon<br />
</i><br />
(which was written and produced by Wong Jing,<br />
who also wrote and produced<br />
<i><br />
Naked Cutthroat<br />
</i><br />
), the girls who are<br />
taken to a remote island and who reach up the matrix of Madame M&apos;s budding<br />
pedigree of assassins-in-training are introduced to their classmates<br />
with, &quot;These are your sisters.&quot; (Which makes turning the girls<br />
against each other &#8212; indeed if it is in be on the take with Madame M&apos;s stated<br />
objective of &quot;survival of the fittest&quot; &#8212; seem metrical more whimsical.)<br />
But<br />
<i><br />
In plain sight<br />
Weapon<br />
</i><br />
doesn&apos;t quite have the in spite of loopy attribute that gave<br />
<i><br />
Naked Torpedo<br />
</i><br />
its flavour of being the<br />
<b><br />
<i><br />
ne benefit ultra<br />
</i><br />
</b><br />
of<br />
what David Denby (in his consider of<br />
<i><br />
La Femme Nikita<br />
</i><br />
) termed<br />
&quot;nihilistic mannequin chic&quot;. The new picture is more unctuous, at least<br />
in terms of having higher production values, and a a barrel more<br />
impersonal, particularly in the outrages it attempts to perpetrate<br />
&#8211; when the three girls who survive Madame M&apos;s positively in how to<br />
happen to killing machines are drugged and then have strapping, burly men<br />
effectiveness themselves upon them in indecorous to further learn how to happen to<br />
desensitized and use their bodies as &quot;weapons&quot;, it simply seems like<br />
an excuse to get a unify-bang scene into the picture &#8212; and, if you<br />
can in it, a rather half-hearted have at that. (Despite the<br />
violence, the sex and nudity in the dusting are actually less bad than<br />
what you&apos;d observe in an average HBO &quot;Tales from the Crypt&quot; episode.)<br />
Charlene (played<br />
by Maggie Q) and Katt (played by Anya) go globetrotting utterly the<br />
major cities of the world wearing stylish outfits and bumping people<br />
below average &#8212; all of whom are famous or gangsters, the picture informs us,<br />
and some of whom are in point of fact identified for us in advance they bite the<br />
dust &#8212; in fatal ways which embody the use of stiletto heels and<br />
sunglass lenses. Charlene and Katt also along a pact to look gone away from for<br />
each other &#8212; they haven&apos;t been totally dehumanized! &#8212; which<br />
includes a hair-breath get away from a sleazy narcotics king&apos;s<br />
headquarters in Spain (also Possibly man of myriad instances in the film where<br />
the plot giddily unravels into nonsense). The third graduate girl,<br />
Jing (played by Marvel Lee), unfortunately proves to be too schitzy<br />
to be trustworthy (although if you&apos;ve been through what these girls<br />
own been through for the last six years, you&apos;d very likely be a little<br />
schitzy, too). When Charlene makes an attempt to visit her mother<br />
(Cheng Pei Pei) in Hong Kong, which is a no-no, she crosses paths<br />
with C.I.A. agent Jack Chan (Daniel Wu), which is when, an hour in,<br />
the movie absolutely breaks through to the loony level. A Japanese<br />
New Zealand larrikin shoots Charlene with a dart filled with an aphrodisiac, and<br />
she and Jack end up on a strand, where, as the surf rolls in and over,<br />
she says it&apos;s alright for him to have sex with her after he hits<br />
himself on the head several times irksome to stop himself. In the<br />
morning, he wakes up and finds a farewell note stuck in his shoe.<br />
Trying for an<br />
anything-goes feeling, the filmmakers put to sleep in such devices as<br />
having Jack and Charlene stuck in the back of a refrigerated truck<br />
transporting ice cream, pointing guns at each other until it gets<br />
too spiritless to repress their arms up, and the director and action<br />
choreographer Tony Ching Siu Tung (whose recently worked on Zhang<br />
Yimou&apos;s historical action epic<br />
<i><br />
Hero<br />
</i><br />
) stages some titanic<br />
fight scenes, including a climatic only where Charlene visualizes<br />
instructing herself, &quot;Let your nitty-gritty fit water&quot;, ahead of massively<br />
vanquishing her contestant (done,<br />
<i><br />
Matrix<br />
</i><br />
-style, with plenty of<br />
suspended-second moments where the camera circles yon the actors<br />
as they perform unreal moves).<br />
The film was also<br />
made in English, peerless to some stunningly artificial exchanges,<br />
including a person between Jack and Charlene, which occurs while Jack is<br />
ferrying Charlene&apos;s mother, piggyback, to the hospital (it&apos;s no more than<br />
down the turnpike, so they resolve not to rebuke a demand for an ambulance): She:<br />
&quot;You&apos;re a good guy.&quot; He (sounding like an abashed Jack Gyllenhaal):<br />
&quot;The last nonetheless you said that, you fustigate me with your gun.&quot;<br />
Maggie Q, Anya,<br />
and Daniel Wu all have antecedent to endure as professional models,<br />
so they all look great. The most stunning, albeit, is the girl who<br />
figures in the six-and-a-half minute prologue, sashaying into<br />
someone&apos;s apartment in Rome while wearing the shortest silver-lame<br />
cocktail dress I&apos;ve by any chance seen. Alas! it&apos;s the last time we imagine her<br />
or the dress &#8212; with the pull down of harsh action and oft-times<br />
strenuous soundtrack, it&apos;s thwack, thwack, thwack appropriate for the languish of<br />
the understanding.</p>
<p><b><br />
Directed<br />
by:<br />
</b></p>
<p>Tony Ching Siu Tung</p>
<p><b><br />
Starring:<br />
</b></p>
<p>Maggie Q</p>
<p>Anya</p>
<p>Daniel Wu</p>
<p>Jewel Lee</p>
<p>Aimen Wong</p>
<p>Cheng Pei Pei</p>
<p>Andrew Lin<br />
<b><br />
Written<br />
by:<br />
</b></p>
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<p>
Wong Jing<br />
<b><br />
Rated:<br />
</b></p>
<p>NR &#8211; Not Rated.</p>
<p><i><br />
This overlay has<br />
not been rated.<br />
</i></p>
<p><b></b></p>
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-By Bob Satuloff
</p>
<p>Control things in 29 days on a $15 million budget, Wag the Dog is a breezily entertaining, cannily crafted, sociopolitical cartoon that brandishes razor-sharp teeth. Although burlesque has long been considered the most uncommercial of genres, the rank of the flicks and its impressive roster of names, from topliners Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman and a prestigious supporting cast to co-author David Mamet and top banana Barry Levinson, allow it a on no account at attracting a wider audience than might be expected to go to a film that sees politics and exhibition business as one and the same and views the media and the American public as equally gullible.<br />
The premise is frank. Less than two weeks anterior to Election Day, the President of the Synergetic States is caught up in a sex scandal involving a teenage girl. To make the question disappear before his opponent (Craig T. Nelson) makes mincemeat of his re-voting proffer, the President summons spin doctor extraordinaire Conrad Brean (De Niro). With his Milky Building agent, Winifred Ames (Anne Heche), at his side, Brean flies to Hollywood to enlist the assist of climb movie producer Stanley Motss and his calamity team: songwriter Johnny Environmental (Willie Nelson), costume designer Liz Butsky (Andrea Martin), and the Fancy Sovereign (Denis Leary), whose know-how lies in accurately predicting what&apos;s coming in and what&apos;s on its way out.<br />
After a brainstorming session, a plan is hatched. By manipulating the media, issuing denials that anything momentous is usual on, and faking newsreel footage of a girl (Kirsten Dunst) crossing a burning go with her kitten amidst raging device-gun animate-actually, the young actress is holding a evening bag of nachos; the kitten is morphed in during mail-production-the team in a jiffy has America convinced that it&apos;s gone to cross swords with Albania. As Green composes, then records, a nationalistic song to stir up the citizenry, Butsky designs a line of anti-Albanian t-shirts, and profit points are distributed, the war replaces the President&apos;s peccadilloes in the national consciousness and in the headlines.</p>
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Equalize when an out-of-the-hoop CIA throws a wrench into the works by announcing a phony declaration of peace, Brean and Motss hill to the occasion by quickly coming up with a Plan B, the creation of a struggle hero whose exploits can be exploited accurately through Selection Day. So the G.I. (Woody Harrleson) chosen for the role because of his marketable surname turns inoperative to be a raving psychotic who&apos;s been convicted of raping a nun. That only stimulates Motss&apos; and Brean&apos;s creative juices, which continue to flow hesitation up to the film&apos;s ironic coda.</p>
<p>Brilliantly written-Mamet based his handwriting on an adjustment of Larry Beinhart&apos;s novel American Hero by Hilary Henkin (Romeo Is Bleeding)-directed and acted in high Hawksian fashionableness, and elegantly be in command by Robert Richardson (Platoon, JFK, Casino), Wag the Dog is so cynical, it&apos;s utterly believable. De Niro does a fine livelihood as the Washington spinmeister, but it&apos;s Hoffman who dominates the murkiness as the talented, totally amoral Hollywood Canada entrepreneur whose opinion that he&apos;s underappreciated proves to be his undoing. It&apos;s an Oscar-eminence performance. Heche, Andrea Martin, and William H. Macy as a CIA bulldog stand absent from among the excellent featured players, and Wynn Thomas&apos; production delineation is both authoritative and clever.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perpetual Stretch: 95 minutes</p>
<p>
There&rsquo;s just no stopping it. The &ldquo;Saw&rdquo; franchise is a force to be reckoned with. We will probably see a new &ldquo;Saw&rdquo; film every year for the next millennia. There is already talk of them shooting the next two (parts V and VI respectively) at the same time, which would then cover the next two Octobers. For horror fans looking for unique and original experiences, this bit of news couldn&rsquo;t get any more depressing.
</p>
<p>
Now, I&rsquo;ve seen every film in this franchise. Sadly, I can&rsquo;t really remember the details of any of them, as they are pretty forgettable. From what little details my memory did provide me with however, &ldquo;Saw IV&rdquo; picks up right where the last one left off.
</p>
<p>
The infamous Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) is dead, as is his cohort Amanda (Shawnee Smith). But as the horror genre has shown us many times before, just because a villain is dead, doesn&rsquo;t mean their legacy doesn&rsquo;t live on. Jigsaw was smart enough to concoct a plan that would be carried out after his death.
</p>
<p>
That plan involves Riggs (Lyriq Bent), an obsessed SWAT team member being unwillingly thrown into Jigsaw&rsquo;s latest game. Detective Mathews (Donnie Wahlberg) is still alive and it&rsquo;s up to Riggs to complete a series of tests in order to get him out alive.
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Meanwhile, in a &ldquo;Law and Order&rdquo; style plotting method, a pair of FBI agents is still in the midst of the Jigsaw investigation. Here is where I am a bit confused&hellip; I seem to remember reading a few articles in the media about Tobin Bell&rsquo;s appearance in this film (since his character is dead) wouldn&rsquo;t include too many flashbacks.
</p>
<p>
Well, &ldquo;Saw IV&rdquo; has more flashbacks than a homeless Vietnam vet on acid. Not just with Bell&rsquo;s character but all throughout. There are even flashbacks to scenes that happened just a few minutes prior. And as with all &ldquo;Saw&rdquo; films, there is that end flashback-recap scene in case you&rsquo;re too stupid to comprehend the intricacies of the screenplay, or in case you fell asleep (the filmmakers probably provide that for the latter).
</p>
<p>
Director Darren Lynn Bousman&rsquo;s career consists only of three &ldquo;Saw&rdquo; films (II-IV) thus far but it&rsquo;s safe to say that he pretty much just made the same movie three times. The first &ldquo;Saw&rdquo; was somewhat of an intriguing film that was plagued with bad acting from otherwise good actors (Danny Glover&rsquo;s performance in that film is absolutely terrifying). The rest of the series includes not only that fatal flaw but annoyingly predictable story arches as well. The magic of the intricate death traps is long gone.
</p>
<p>
It is told that the next film will have a new director. Let us hope that he or she (sadly that is doubtful) watches these last three entries. It&rsquo;s obvious they don&rsquo;t have to change a thing (look at their box office receipts) but it would be nice to spice it up with something new. And these headache-inducing editing tactics do nothing but, well, induce headaches. For devotees of the series, the gore is still there and the traps are just as weird as they were in the other entries but for the rest of us, your mind will forget it the second the end credits roll.
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But those dreams have remained and they&#8217;ve turned around.
Who&#8217;d have thought they&#8217;d lead ya,
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Your dreams were your ticket out.<br />
Welcome back,<br />
To that same old place that you laughed about.<br />
Well, the names have all changed since you hung around,<br />
But those dreams have remained and they&#8217;ve turned around.<br />
Who&#8217;d have thought they&#8217;d lead ya,<br />
Who&#8217;d have thought they&#8217;d lead ya,<br />
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Welcome back.<br />
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<p>There was a time back in 1975 and a little part of 1976 when <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> was about the coolest show on TV.  I was ten when it premiered &#8211; close to the perfect age for this kind of nonsense &#8211; and the Sweathogs were a giddy blast:  G-rated rebellious punks who openly supported violence, surliness, and deliberate ignorance.  In other words, everything most little kids would love to get away with just <i>once</i> in school.  But like us, the Sweathogs of James Buchanan High School in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn talked a good game, but when push came to shove, it was all just that:  talk.  Funny talk, though.  I hadn&#8217;t thought about the show in years, and perhaps remembering the final lame season, was a little leery of entering Mr. Kotter&#8217;s classroom again.  But <b>Welcome Back, Kotter: The Complete First Season</b> turned out to be a fun trip back down memory lane.</p>
<p><b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> premiered in September of 1975 on ABC, occupying the 8:30PM sweet spot right after rising megahit <b>Happy Days</b> (11th for the 1975-1976 season).  Based on the stand-up comedy of Gabe Kaplan, <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> told the story of Gabe Kotter (Kaplan), a newly licensed teacher assigned to return to his old high school in Brooklyn.  Kaplan, a former &#8220;Sweathog&#8221; (a term used for the remedial students), dreads going back (Kotter has since matured and obviously pulled himself along in life), but his sensible, beautiful wife Julie (Marcia Strassman) convinces him that bills are more important than pride, and he accepts the assignment.</p>
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<p>Returning to James Buchanan High, Kotter must deal with the residual effects of his past indiscretions.  His new boss, Mr. Woodman (John Sylvester White), was his old assistant principal, and he&#8217;s just as suspicious of Kotter&#8217;s motives as he was when he was a student.  As revenge against Kotter&#8217;s past antics, Woodman assigns Kotter to the &#8220;special guidance remedial academics group&#8221; &#8211; the same class Kotter attended and home to the Sweathogs.  Leader of the Sweathogs is Vinnie Barbarino (John Travolta), a super-cool Italian stud who&#8217;s also comically dim.  His enforcer, Puerto Rican Jew Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein (Robert Hegyes), is the toughest kid in school (voted &#8220;most likely to take a life&#8221;).  The smooth talker of the group is Freddie &#8220;Boom Boom&#8221; Washington (Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs), a streetwise African-American who can charm his way out of any situation with a simple, &#8220;Hi there.&#8221;  And the court jester of the group, the sad sack that everyone dumps on, is Arnold Horshack (Ron Palillo), a Polish nebbish with a distinctive, disturbing laugh (in the old country, his last name means, &#8220;the cattle are dying&#8221;).  Difficult as it is for Kotter to try and reach these kids, his job becomes even tougher when the street-wise, wise-cracking Sweathogs find out that Kotter is actually one of them.</p>
<p>Prior to <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b>&#8217;s premiere, ABC had a modest hit with <b>Room 222</b>, which tackled the serious problems of urban teenagers in a Los Angeles high school.  Although there were moments of low-key comedy in the show, it was essentially a serious drama with a message.  As the stridency of the late 1960s and early 1970s counterculture finally started to fade away in the mid-70s, there was room for a show like <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> on TV, which took <b>Room 222</b>&#8217;s basic premise (with a little of <b>The Blackboard Jungle</b> and <b>To Sir, With Love</b> thrown in for good measure), and turned it into a farce.  Social concerns involving teenagers, such as teen pregnancy, illiteracy, school bullying, as well as more universal themes such as honesty, integrity, and moral bearings, can still be found in the <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> scripts.  But clearly, the emphasis has now turned towards comedy.  While Mr. Kotter may try to get to the bottom of who among the Sweathogs may be the father of Rosalie &#8220;Hotsy&#8221; Totzie (Debralee Scott) baby, never fear: she&#8217;s not pregnant, and none of the boys ever slept with the virgin Hotsy.  And that&#8217;s pretty much the level of realism in <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b>.  Gentle lessons in life and growing up may slip through the wise-cracks, but the real-life tribulations of 1975 teenagers are pretty well Disneyfied in search of big laughs.</p>
<p>At the center of the show &#8211; at least until Travolta&#8217;s career took off into the stratosphere &#8211; is Kaplan&#8217;s understanding yet youthfully wacky Mr. Kotter.  Giving a nice twist to the time-worn TV sitcom formula of having a steady, straight anchor for the nuttiness surrounding him or her (think <b>The Mary Tyler Moore Show</b>), in <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b>, the anchor here is just as crazy as the supporting characters.  Kaplan, with his intentionally corny, Borscht Belt jokes and celebrity imitations, is admirably funny while still maintaining a basically low-key profile.  He&#8217;s laid-back, but still capable of hanging with the young turks in the classroom when the put-downs are being thrown around.  But I also found Kaplan to be quite good in the more quiet moments of <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b>; I don&#8217;t know if he ever had any formal training, and he&#8217;s certainly not ready for Shakespeare, but he&#8217;s surprisingly good projecting out a decent guy who really cares about these kids.</p>
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<p>But regardless of how good Kaplan is with his comedy, <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> wouldn&#8217;t have worked if the actors playing the students hadn&#8217;t clicked with the audience.  And in <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b>, the producers hit the jackpot with young talent.  I was trying to figure out exactly what it was that made those young stars so immediately identifiable and liked by a sometimes fickle TV audience, and then it struck me: they&#8217;re fine <i>actors</i>, not just TV personalities.  We&#8217;ve all seen hit shows where the actors are less than impressive, and where popularity comes from a cute gimmick masking relative inexperience.  But with the young actors in <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b>, it&#8217;s obvious that these were well trained performers who knew their acting business first before coming onto the set.  Of course, we all know who the break-out star was on the show, and you can&#8217;t say enough about the truly funny turn Travolta does here as criminally stupid Vinnie Barbarino.  But Hegyes, Jacobs, and Palillo are equally accomplished, with each of them carving out a distinct character that the audience waited for week after week.</p>
<p>And along with terrific performers, the scripts for <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> are genuinely funny.  Now I remember groaning at some of the clunkers found in later seasons, and there are a few here, too (especially some of the lame generic comebacks that wheeze like, &#8220;Off my case, potato face&#8221;).  But overall, the writing for this first season of <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> is consistently sharp.  It&#8217;s fairly bold writing, too, if you compare it against the timid, P.C.-choked TV world we inhabit now.  Watered-down ethnic humor that today&#8217;s viewers might find offensive (after years of being told it&#8217;s offensive &#8212; or else) flies all over the place, and nobody is spared a ribbing &#8212; the key to having such humor work (often, an episode will have the uncanny feeling of a <i>Bowery Boys</i> movie, with the same kind of corny ethnic humor and faux-tough guy comic posturing that made those films so entertaining).  Nobody&#8217;s touchy or jittery about it; it&#8217;s all part of the comedy, and it&#8217;s engagingly put over to the audience.  Sure, there are some annoying holdovers from 1970s TV production (the &#8220;big applause&#8221; anytime somebody gives a phony speech or whenever one of the characters hits their trademark comic phrase), but overall, <b>Welcome Back, Kotter</b> holds up surprisingly well after more than thirty years.</p>
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<p>Here are the 22, one-half hour episodes of the four disc <b>Welcome Furtively, Kotter: The Complete First Season</b> buffet set, as described on their slimcases:
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<p><b><font color="red">DISC ONE</font></b></p>
<p><b><font color="green">The Great Debate</font></b><br />
Like a rumble&#8230;with words.  Kotter&#8217;s class takes on Buchanan High&#8217;s debate team.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Basket Case</font></b><br /> <br />
Hoop dreams.  Freddie&#8217;s sure he&#8217;ll be an NBA star, so why bother studying?</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Welcome Back (Pilot)</font></b><br /> <br />
Home, sweat home.  Kotter returns to his old high school to teach a remedial class of rowdy Sweathogs.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Whodunit?</font></b><br /> <br />
Tired of being unfairly known as the class punchboard, Rosalie hatches a plan to save her reputation.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">The Election</font></b><br />
Vinnie runs for Student Body President&#8230;and runs smack into trouble.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">No More Mister Nice Guy</font></b><br />
When Mr. Woodman teaches the Sweathog class for a day, his surprising success leads to surprising consequences.</p>
<p><b><font color="red">DISC TWO</font></b>    </p>
<p><b><font color="green">Classroom Marriage</font></b><br /> <br />
Is Freddie ready for marriage?  Kotter and the Sweathogs try to discourage him from tying the knot.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">One of Our Sweathogs is Missing</font></b><br /> <br />
When tough-guy Juan loses a fight, he takes flight &#8212; straight to the Kotter&#8217;s apartment.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Mr. Kotter, Teacher</font></b><br /> <br />
Kotter&#8217;s inventive teaching methods get the kids thinking&#8230;and Kotter suspended.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Barbarino&#8217;s Girl</font></b><br /> <br />
Teacher&#8217;s pet.  The Sweathogs rib Vinnie when he is attracted to his tutor, a super-sarcastic super smartie.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">California Dreamin&#8217;</font></b><br />
A blonde named Bambi?  She&#8217;s just gotta be a California girl&#8230;and a Sweathog dream come true.</p>
<p><b><font color="red">DISC THREE</font></b>       </p>
<p><b><font color="green">Arrivederci, Arnold</font></b><br />
Congratulations, Arnold!  Horshack is promoted to regular school.  So why is he so miserable?</p>
<p><b><font color="green">The Longest Weekend</font></b><br />
Julie&#8217;s on a ski trip and Kotter&#8217;s fine about it, but the Sweathogs assume their marital bliss is on the fritz.</p>
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<p><b><font color="green">The Sit-In</font></b><br />
If it&#8217;s Wednesday, this must be liver.  The Sweathogs object to the school cafeteria&#8217;s midweek menu.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Follow the Leader (Part 1)</font></b><br /> <br />
Vinnie is ousted as Sweathog leader.  Distraught, he moves into the Kotter apartment&#8230;and Julie moves out.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Follow the Leader (Part 2)</font></b><br />
Politics makes strange bedfellows.  Kotter reluctantly shares his sleeper sofa with losing candidate Vinnie.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Dr. Epstein, I Presume</font></b><br />
&#8220;This student should explore the highly rewarding field of manual labor.&#8221;  Juan&#8217;s counselor dashes his career hopes.</p>
<p><b><font color="red">DISC FOUR</font></b>       </p>
<p><b><font color="green">One Flu Over the Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest</font></b><br />
Teacher shortage; a flu epidemic has the Sweathogs sharing a classroom with high-achieving students.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">The Telethon</font></b><br />
Arnold&#8217;s convinced that a local TV station would leap at the chance to host a Sweathog telethon.</p>
<p><b><font color="green">Father Vinnie</font></b><br />
The Catholic Church has stood for centuries, but it may not survive this; Vinnie decides to become a priest.</p>
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<p><b><font color="blue">The DVD:</font></b></p>
<p><b><font color="blue">The Video:</font></b><br />
Here&#8217;s where things go a little south for the <b>Welcome Back, Kotter: The Complete First Season</b> box set.  The full frame video image has lots of compression issues; it looked fairly terrible on a big monitor.  This wasn&#8217;t one of the better shot sitcoms when it first aired, but the DVD doesn&#8217;t improve anything.  Quite awful, actually.  All episodes time out at 25 minutes, which is correct, so no apparent editing has taken place.</p>
<p><b><font color="blue">The Audio:</font></b><br />
The Dolby Digital English 2.0 mono accurately reflects the original broadcast presentation.  Close-captioning is available.</p>
<p><b><font color="blue">The Extras:</font></b><br />
There&#8217;s a fun look back at the series with added bonus, <i>Only a Few Degrees From a Sweathog</i>.  Running 23 minutes, and hosted by Marcia Strassman (who, if possible, looks even <i>better</i> now than she did thirty years ago), everybody is back to talk about the show (except, predictably, Travolta) with some fun memories and stories about the production.  As well, there are some cool original screen tests for the major characters.  Too bad somebody didn&#8217;t provide an episode commentary or two.</p>
<p><b><font color="blue">Final Thoughts:</font></b><br />
Getting past the subpar transfer, <b>Welcome Back, Kotter: The Complete First Season</b> is still an entertaining sitcom with plenty of sharp writing and fine ensemble acting.  This is probably the best season out of the series, when all the characters&#8217; familiar shtick hadn&#8217;t been done to death.  If you loved it as a kid, you&#8217;ll enjoy being sent back a grade to watch <b>Welcome Back, Kotter: The Complete First Season</b>.  I recommend it.</p>
<hr /> <b>Paul Mavis</b> is an internationally published film and television historian, a member of the <i><b><font color="blue"><a href="http://ofcs.rottentomatoes.com/">Online Film Critics Society</a></font></b></i>, and the maker of <font color="blue"><b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Espionage-Filmography-United-Releases-Through/dp/0786408618/sr=8-1/qid=1163213895/ref=sr_1_1/102-2661157-6491312?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books">The Espionage Filmography</b></a></font>.
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